from Johnson’s Dictionary: A Supplement
AUTHOR: one who thinks and writes.
BLOG: an infomatic spate.
BOOK: (1) a river of thought hemmed by hills.
BOOK: (2) polished language.
BOOK: (3) an accessory of identity.
BOOK: (4) a window to walk out of (after Saroyan).
BOOK: (5) a form of remembrance.
BOOK: (6) a form of furniture
DICTIONARY: a composition requiring books and a desk; see poem.
POEM: (1) a composition made walking in the fields; see dictionary.
POEM: (2) a sign pointing towards what may be seen.
PUBLISHER: one who has no time for reading, or writing, or thinking.
READER: one who reads and thinks.
WRITING: a form of nakedness.